經典英文笑話小故事大全

　　英語笑話是日常生活中常見的現象,被廣泛應用於電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節目中。小編整理了經典英文笑話小故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典英文笑話小故事：Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!

　　兩塊蛋糕

　　湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

　　媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

　　經典英文笑話小故事：Clean Glass

　　Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.

　　Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"

　　"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."

　　The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"

　　乾淨的杯子

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個村子裡幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三文治。

　　“下午好，先生。你們想要點什麼?”櫃檯後面的伺應問道。

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說：“我想，啤酒吧。對了，每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?”

　　“好的，可以。”佛瑞德說。然後他轉過去跟櫃檯後面的伺應說：“我要啤酒裝在一個乾淨的杯子裡!別忘了。”

　　櫃檯後面的伺應倒滿杯子後，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：“剛才哪一位要乾淨的杯子的?”

　　經典英文笑話小故事：Sunset

　　Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.

　　Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

　　日落

　　父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國外學過畫畫。

　　朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國還從來沒有見過這樣的日落。

　　經典英文笑話小故事：Guns Buried in the Garden

　　An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in

　　prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.

　　He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

　　At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

　　Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

　　His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

　　埋在花園裡的槍

　　一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園裡種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻鬆。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：“看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻鬆花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。”

　　第二天凌晨4點，一隊英國士兵出現在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但並沒有找到任何槍支。”

　　老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發生了什麼事情，下一步應該怎麼做。

　　兒子回信道：“你只管種土豆好了。”

　　經典英文笑話小故事：Reason of Punishment

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　懲罰的原因

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”

　　媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?”

　　小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業。”