英文的腦筋急轉彎選集

　　英語腦筋急轉彎

　　Questions:

　　1.With which hand do you write

　　你用哪隻手寫字

　　2.What must you do before you return a book to the liberary

　　把書還到圖書館裡之前必須做什麼

　　3.What should you do if you are faced with a hungry tiger

　　如果面對一頭飢餓的老虎,你該怎麼做

　　4.What makes more noise than a pig caught under a fence

　　比一頭夾在籬笆下面的豬更吵的是什麼

　　Keys:

　　1.Neither. I use a pen.

　　我不用手而是用筆寫字.

　　2.Borrow the book from the liberary.

　　從圖書館借這本書.

　　3.Move to the next cage.

　　參觀下面一個籠子.

　　4.TWO pigs.

　　兩隻豬

　　英語繞口令

　　1 We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。

　　我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。

　　這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，後面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。

　　2 The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。

　　那隻敏捷的棕色狐狸跳過了一隻懶惰的狗。

　　這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。

　　3 Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

　　我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?

　　這是一句迴文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。類似於“上海自來水來自海上。”

　　4 上聯： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。

　　去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。

　　下聯：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，後門有前門。

　　這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香菸。

　　5 He never saw a saw saw a saw。

　　他從來沒見過一把鋸子鋸另一把鋸子。

　　第一個saw是動詞see的過去時，第二和第四個saw帶有不定冠詞"a"在前，是名詞"鋸子",第三個saw是動詞"鋸"。

　　26 B or not 2B, that is a ?

　　這是一種文字簡化遊戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. 生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。

　　7 Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。

　　麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。 第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。

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　　8 I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。

　　我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

　　9 I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong。

　　我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。

　　第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句;第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當於名詞;第四個that是關係代詞，引起定語從句。

　　英語笑話故事：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea

　　Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decidedto go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.

　　When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.

　　Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.

　　由於生意方面的事，羅賓遜先生得出趟門。因為有點緊急，他決定坐飛機。乘機旅行時，他喜歡靠窗坐，故而一登機，他就尋找一個靠窗的座位。他發現只有一個靠窗的座位還空著。在那空座位邊坐著一名士兵。令羅賓遜先生納悶的是，這位士兵沒有坐靠窗的位置。羅賓遜先生不管那些，他馬上徑直朝那個空座位走去。

　　然而，等到了那兒，他看見座位上有則啟事，是用鋼筆寫的：“為保持裝載平衡，特預設該位置，謝謝合作。”羅賓遜先生還從來沒有在飛機上見過如此不同尋常的啟事。不過，他想飛機上一定裝了什麼特別重的物品，於是他找了個不靠窗的位置。

　　又有兩三個乘客試圖坐在那個士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他們看到那則啟事就走開了。當快滿座時，一位非常美麗的姑娘匆匆走進機艙。一直在注意進艙旅客的那個士兵趕緊拿掉他旁邊空座位上的啟事。士兵用這種辦法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。