英語笑話帶翻譯簡短的

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。小編整理了簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　He Won

　　他贏了

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你的弟弟怎麼了?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　約翰尼：他生病臥床，受傷了。

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，結果他贏了。

　　簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　Waiting Room

　　候診室

　　There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.” The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M." The third father opens the window and jumps out. The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?" One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.” The nurse asks, "Why?" He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

　　三位父親在候診室等候孩子的出生。第一個護士出來對第一位父親說：“恭喜，你是一對雙胞胎的父親了!”父親說：“太棒了，我正好是明尼蘇達兄弟公司的經理。”第二個護士出來對第二位父親說：“恭喜，你的孩子是三胞胎!”父親說：“太好了，我正好是在3M公司工作。”第三位父親開啟窗戶跳出去了。這時第三個護士出來了，問：“第三位父親去哪了?”另外兩個父親其中的一個說：“噢他從窗戶跳出去了。”護士問：“為什麼呢?”“他在7Up公司上班。”

　　簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

　　鄰居：您認為您的兒子會把在大學裡學的東西全忘光嗎?

　　Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

　　父親：我希望這樣-他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!