中篇幽默好笑的英語笑話大全

　　英語笑話,幽默故事,如選擇合理,運用得當,可以成為英語教師有力的教學工具和完美的附加教材,起到輔助教學的良好作用。本文是中篇幽默好笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　中篇幽默好笑的英語笑話篇一

　　Gay Man Meets Saint Peter

　　Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

　　After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

　　After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

　　Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

　　A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass of.

　　"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.

　　"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.

　　中篇幽默好笑的英語笑話篇二

　　Vow of Silence

　　At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.

　　One Christmas, Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said, "I love the delightfulmashed potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!" Then he sat down. Silence ensued for 365 days.

　　The next Christmas, Brother Michael got his turn, and said, "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise them!" Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.

　　The following Christmas, Brother Paul rose and said, "I am fed up with this constantbickering!"

　　中篇幽默好笑的英語笑話篇三

　　Four Catholic Ladies

　　Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

　　The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

　　The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."

　　The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."

　　Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"

　　So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"

　　中篇幽默好笑的英語笑話篇四

　　An Act of CharityOne Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

　　After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

　　A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

　　Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."