英語小笑話的優秀大全

　　笑話能增長我們的智慧，排解我們的煩惱，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，大家來看看啊吧

　　英語笑話一

　　Amanwaswanderingaroundinafield,thinkingabouthowgoodhiswifehadbeentohimandhowfortunatehewastohaveher,　　有名男子在田野裡徘徊,心裡想著他的老婆對他有多麼好，他多麼幸運擁有她。　　HeaskedGod,"Whydidyoumakehersokindhearted?"　　他問上帝：“你為什麼要把她造得這麼心地善良?”　　TheLord1responded2,"Soyoucouldloveher,myson."　　主響應說：“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”　　"Whydidyoumakehersogoodlooking?"　　“你為什麼要把她造得這麼貌美呢?”　　"Soyoucouldloveher,myson."　　“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”　　"Whydidyoumakehersuchagoodcook?"　　“你為什麼要把她造成一個很會做飯菜的人呢?”　　"Soyoucouldloveher,myson."　　“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”　　Themanthoughtaboutthis.　　這名男子想了一下這件事。　　Thenhesaid,"Idon'tmeantoseemungratefuloranything,but,whydidyoumakehersostupid?"　　然後他說:“我並不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什麼的,可是，你為什麼把她造得這麼笨?”　　"Soshecouldloveyou,myson."　　“我兒呀，這樣她就會愛你呀。”

　　英語笑話二

　　I Don’t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks. “I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”我不喜歡她 鮑勃的去了所新學校。一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?” “不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因為她先說3加3等於6，然後她又說2加4等於6.”

　　英語笑話三

　　The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely***嚴格地，嚴厲地***.Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel***勸告，建議*** to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted***膽小的*** dunces***傻瓜*** why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.一個真正的男子漢古代有一個國王，他想證明他領土內的男人並非像人們傳說的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國裡所有的男人都召到跟前，警告說，哪個男人膽敢不說實話，就會受到嚴厲的懲罰。然後，他叫所有聽從妻子的命令和意見的男人都走向大廳的左側。所有的男人都站到了左側，只有一個小個子男人站到了右側。國王說：看到我們國家裡還有一個真正的男子漢，真是令人高興。告訴這些膽小的笨蛋，為什麼在他們當中只有你一個人站在大廳的右側。陛下，那人尖聲地回答：因為在我出門之前，我老婆告訴我不要扎堆。