簡短的英語小笑話精選

　　笑話從另一個角度反映著人們對於各種現象的態度,笑話是民族幽默的集中體現方式之一。下面是小編帶來的簡短的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　***一***

　　make your own bed

　　Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed.

　　Traveling salesman: That's perfectly all right.

　　Farmer: Here's a hammer and saw. Good night.

　　***二***

　　給父親賬單

　　Send the Bill to My Father

　　Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″

　　Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,please.″

　　給父親賬單

　　醫生:“對你的抱怨我無能為力。那是遺傳病。”

　　病人:“那請你把賬單給我父親吧。”

　　簡短的英語小笑話閱讀

　　***一***

　　Excited Remarks

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday, his dad’s response always was Not as long as I’m alive.

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

　　激動的話

　　我五歲的兒子對摩托車有強烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車,他就會高興得哇哇直叫,並激動地說:瞧這輛!瞧這輛,我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是隻要我活著,你就別想有這玩藝兒。

　　一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話,有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。

　　***二***

　　A simple sense

　　Once upon a time, there were two hungry people got a gift: a senior and a basket fresh fishing huge fish. Among them, a person to a basket fish, another a rod, so they parted. Get the in situ fish sticks who build up a fish, and cook bonfires, yet he tasted the fish meat, fish soup, even in he ate, and soon, he starved to death in the empty fish basket. Another person is carrying rod to starve, step by step, hard to the edge, but when he has not seen the blue sea, he was the last bit of strength and make out, he can only with endless regret looking salto earth.

　　And two hunger, they also received a gift elders and a basket fishing rod. But they did not each rush thing, but agreed together to find the sea, they only cook fish, they pass distant journey, came to the sea, and they began a fishing day, after a few years, they built a house, with their families, children, had built a boat, the well-being of life.

　　A person only, get the immediate benefits will be short, One goal, but also to face the reality of life. Only the ideal and the reality, to combine may become a successful man. Sometimes, a simple, but enough to give people a meaningful life.

　　關於簡短的英語小笑話

　　***一***

　　BlackBerry or iPhone

　　BlackBerry has just unveiled its new model handset, the Bold, in an effort to match the competition of Apple's

　　iPhone. The latter's intuitive touch-sensitive screen has been a big selling point, but critics say the BlackBerry's

　　keyboard makes it more user-friendly, especially for email. Which gadget tops your wishlist?

　　***二***

　　A Half-price Ticket

　　半價票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“電影票多少錢一張?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。請讓我進去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”