幽默趣味英語故事帶翻譯

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　　幽默趣味英語故事1：

　　There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago." So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now." So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and ***we're about*** one hundred thousand dollars short."

　　晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問他：“我聽說你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎?”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說：“不過你們幾個禮拜以前不是已經請到一個人了嗎?” 銀行家說：“我們確實是僱用了一個人，而我們現在就是在找這個人。” 那個友人說：“你說說看他長什麼樣子?”銀行家回答：“他是五尺***無恥***之士，身長***藏***十萬。”

　　幽默趣味英語故事2：

　　A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”

　　And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”

　　The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”

　　有個人打電話給律師，問道：“你回答三個問題的收費是多少錢?」律師回答說：「四百美元。”

　　這個人說：“這要不少錢，不是嗎?”

　　律師回答說：“我想是吧!你的第三個問題是什麼?”

　　幽默趣味英語故事3：

　　There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing***耕地*** , and his horse immediately galloped***疾馳，飛奔*** five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

　　"That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.

　　"Well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

　　一位農夫在犁田時，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮，載了一位醫生回來。一個朋友看到後便誇讚說：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”

　　農夫說：“也沒有你想的那麼聰明啦!它帶來的是一位獸醫!”

　　幽默趣味英語故事4：

　　Proctor ***exceedingly angry***:"So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"

　　Sophomore ***meekly***:"The right leg, sir."

　　學監***非常生氣***：“現在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池裡，渾身溼透?那麼你在這不光彩的事情裡扮演了什麼角色呢?”

　　二年級學生***恭順地***：“右腿，先生。”