關於爆笑中英文笑話大全

　　爆笑英語笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣。本文是關於爆笑中英文笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於爆笑中英文笑話：I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”

　　關於爆笑中英文笑話：Hospitality 熱情好客

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。

　　客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪?”

　　“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。

　　關於爆笑中英文笑話：The Things Kids Say

　　童言無忌

　　One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

　　The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear." She said, "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

　　Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

　　一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鑽進被窩。她正準備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”

　　母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”一陣長長的沉默之後，男孩小聲地用顫音說：“重色輕友。”

　　關於爆笑中英文笑話：Give Me a Dollar

　　給我一塊錢

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.

　　Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

　　Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

　　兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。

　　父親：兒子，你不認為你已經長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了，不是嗎?

　　兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?

　　關於爆笑中英文笑話：God's Child 上帝的小孩

　　A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"

　　The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.

　　The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"

　　有一個上幼稚園的小孩問他媽媽：“媽媽，明天老師會問我們，我爸爸是誰，那我應該怎麼回答呢?”媽媽說：“那你就說，上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”

　　隔天他來到學校，老師問他：“你爸爸是誰?”那個小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來答案。

　　老師再問一次：“你爸爸到底是誰?”那個小孩就說：“我本來認為我爸爸是史密斯先生，不過昨天我媽媽又說我是另外一個人的兒子， 我一下子忘記他的名字了。”