簡短的英文笑話帶翻譯精選

　　有些人，開始的時候是個神話，後來成了笑話;有些人，開始時候是個笑話，後來成了神話。小編精心收集了簡短的英文笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡短的英文笑話帶翻譯：A Girl's Name

　　女孩的名字 

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despitefamily warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enoughto understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my ownfather because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you. Myles thought carefullyabout this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfatherhad a girl's name.

　　女兒出生時，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛的業已過世的父親同一個名字，不過家人提醒這個名字太男性化了。 幾年以後，我覺得邁爾斯已經長大，能夠懂事了。我對她解釋說：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個和我爸爸一樣的名字，因為我非常愛他。我相信他會為你而深感自豪的。 邁爾斯很仔細地想了一下，然後說道：這些我都懂，媽媽。可是我不知道外公為什麼會有一個女孩子的名字。

　　簡短的英文笑話帶翻譯：Who Is the Laziest?

　　誰最懶? 

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Whois the laziest person in your class?

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits inthe class and only watches how other people work?

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　簡短的英文笑話帶翻譯： It's not my fault

　　不是我的錯

　　Daughter: It's not my fault Mother

　　Mother ***reprimanding her small daughter***: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　女兒：不是我的錯，媽媽

　　母親***正教訓她的女兒***：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。