關於超簡單的英語笑話閱讀

　　民間笑話是一種根植於日常生活的美學形態。笑話產生於日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創造、表演和欣賞。小編分享關於超簡單的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於超簡單的英語笑話：Sitting and Doing Nothing

　　A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

　　The crow answered, "Sure, why not?"

　　So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

　　關於超簡單的英語笑話：A Bear and a Rabbit in the Woods

　　A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it.

　　A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes.

　　"The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.

　　The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.

　　The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done.

　　The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done.

　　The bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* It's done.

　　The rabbit says "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle.

　　關於超簡單的英語笑話：A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔

　　A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling ajoint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

　　Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

　　The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

　　The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

　　The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's onecstasy!"

　　有一隻小白兔快樂地奔跑在森林中，在路上它碰到一隻正在卷***的長頸鹿。小白兔看著長頸鹿說道：“長頸鹿我的朋友，你為什麼要做這種事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺心情舒暢很多!”長頸鹿看看小白兔，又看看手裡的***煙，把***煙向身後一扔，跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑。

　　後來它們遇到一隻正準備吸食***的大象，小白兔又對大象說：“大象我的朋友，你為什麼要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我們一起在這片美麗的森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺好很多!”大象看看它們，又看看手中的***，於是把***向身後一扔，跟著小白兔和長頸鹿一起奔跑。

　　後來它們遇到一隻正準備注射***的獅子，小白兔又對獅子說：“獅子我的朋友，你為什麼要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我們一起在這片陽光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺如此美好!”

　　獅子看看小白兔，放下手中的針筒，把小白兔猛揍了一頓。長頸鹿和大象被嚇壞了，它們看著獅子問它：“獅子，你為什麼要打小白兔呢?它只是想要幫助我們大家啊!”

　　獅子回答：“這傢伙每次嗑了***就拉著我像白痴一樣在森林裡亂跑!”