關於英語的小笑話

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.

　　獲取研究生學位多年以後,我回到位於賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員.

　　One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.

　　一天,電梯裡很擁擠,有人抱怨電梯效率太低.

　　I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

　　我說自我在那裡當學生起,20年來電梯一直沒有換過.

　　When the door finally opened,I felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me.

　　最後當電梯門開啟時,我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑.

　　"You'll get that degree,dear," she whispered."Perseverance is a virtue."

　　“你會拿到學位的,親愛的,”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德.”

　　篇2

　　A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office.

　　我有個朋友在聖路易斯的華盛頓大學教歐洲歷史,他說有一次他發現了一篇抄襲的學期論文.他把那個學生叫到了辦公室.

　　"This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.“

　　這不是你寫的,”他說,“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動地列印了下來.”

　　"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.

　　“你沒有證據.”那學生氣急敗壞地說.

　　My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:"Also see article on communism."

　　我朋友笑了,他把論文拿給他看.用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產主義一文.”

　　篇3

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to　be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his　way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"

　　法官看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"