七年級英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Parking Expenses 停車費

　　A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

　　Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

　　The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"

　　一個商人走進紐約一家銀行詢問信貸員。他說他準備出差去歐洲兩個星期需要借款5000美金。信貸員說銀行借款需要提供擔保品。商人馬上掏出停在銀行門前的勞斯萊斯汽車的鑰匙。一切手續辦妥後銀行信貸員接受了汽車做為貸款的抵押。店員把汽車開到銀行地下車庫並停放在那裡。

　　兩個星期後商人從歐洲回來，償還了5000元借款以及15.41元的利息。信貸員問：“非常感謝您的光顧，這筆交易做得也很完美，但是我們有一個疑問，你離開後我們查了一下發現您是一個富翁。為什麼您會不怕麻煩來這借5000元呢?”

　　商人回答：“除了您這我還能在紐約市的其他地方只需付款15元就能停車兩個星期嗎?”

　　篇2

　　Business just started 開張大吉

　　A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

　　一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裡面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。為顯示他是個成功的老闆，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣，張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題!好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人，“您有事嗎?”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。

　　篇3

　　班級、情人和蠢驢

　　Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

　　Tom教授打算第二天與他的學生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：“Tom教授明天將和大家見面”。

　　一位學生看到這條通知後，覺得展示自己幽默感的機會來了，就走上前，將“class”中的“c”擦掉，教授聽到笑聲，轉過身走回來，看那位學生，又看看被改動過的通知，不動聲色地走上前，把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉，看那位目瞪口呆的學生，教授揚長而去。

　　篇4

　　你可以跟他們中任何一個結婚

　　One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

　　Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

　　一天，一個女孩把男孩子帶回家見父親，說要跟這個男孩結婚。她父親跟男孩談了一會之後，對她說她不能嫁給這個男孩，因為男孩跟她其實是同父異母的兄弟。之後，女孩又認識了另外四個男孩並一一帶回家見父親，請求父親同意他們結婚，但結果都是一樣，這些男孩竟然跟她都是同父異母!女孩真的是被氣壞了。她跟母親說，“媽，你這一輩子到底是怎麼過的?爸爸在鎮上到處胡搞，現在我都談到第五個男孩了，但現在一個都不能嫁，因為他們最後都是跟我一個爸爸”!

　　女孩說完，她母親回答說，“親愛的，不用擔心，你可以跟他們中的任何一個結婚，你爸爸其實也，也不是你的親爹”。