初中英語笑話小短文閱讀

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了初中英語笑話小短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　初中英語笑話小短文：20,000 Cockroaches

　　Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

　　Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

　　Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

　　Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

　　Customer: moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

　　初中英語笑話小短文：At The Circus

　　A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

　　"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.

　　"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

　　"No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.

　　Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs andsodas.

　　While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"

　　"That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.

　　"Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.

　　Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

　　初中英語笑話小短文：Bear Hunt

　　Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

　　He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

　　He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

　　Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

　　Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

　　The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

　　初中英語笑話小短文：Bear on a Rampage

　　Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

　　His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

　　His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

　　初中英語笑話小短文：A Koala and a Hooker

　　A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.

　　She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that".

　　The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.

　　The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.