關於春節的英語笑話閱讀

　　英語笑話,幽默故事,如選擇合理,運用得當,可以成為英語教師有力的教學工具和完美的附加教材,起到輔助教學的良好作用。小編整理了關於春節的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於春節的英語笑話篇一

　　The company's mission to eat Nian Fan

　　This year in the company for the New Year together,eating regiment Nian Fan,the manager drunk,going to the toilet and vomiting,to coincide with a male staff member is urinate,the manager angrily, of how a good drink still pouring?Male Wensheng emergency stop,but he unexpectedly Biechu ass,the manager was opened the bottle?

　　翻譯：在公司吃團年飯

　　今年在公司裡過春節,在一起吃團年飯時,經理酒醉,入廁嘔吐,恰逢一男職員正小解,經理怒曰：說好不喝了怎麼還倒酒?男聞聲急停,不料憋出個屁來,經理大怒：媽的!誰又開了一瓶?

　　關於春節的英語笑話篇二

　　At noon,the house of two friends,my people less likely to drink and wanted to go downstairs to Japan unveils Xing Columbia.He had just reached the door,they saw a small card hanging on door handles,I would look closely,above a night of mahjong,do not disturb sleep.The next morning,I went down to the door when you pass by Xing Columbia,see the door handles,there are still a small card hanging in there,and glanced at the contents of the card changed, drunk,do not disturb .

　　翻譯：掛牌過年

　　中午,家裡來了兩個朋友,我這人不太會喝酒,就想去找樓下的興哥來***.剛走到他家門口,就看見門把手上掛著一個小紙牌,我仔細一看,上邊寫著：打了一晚的麻將,請勿打擾睡覺.第二天早上,我下樓路過興哥家門口時,見門把手上仍然有一張小紙牌在那兒掛著,看,紙牌上的內容變了,改成了：喝醉了,請勿打擾.

　　關於春節的英語笑話篇三

　　Eight benefits of Spring jobs

　　1.A high hit rate at the end of all of the companies are downsizing,but only that it recruitment,it is not obvious to tell the public of its serious shortage of human resources do?At this point if someone went to candidates to ensure a quasi-one pick.2.Few foreign talent competition,I go back home and loved ones

　　翻譯：春節求職的八大好處

　　1.命中率高 所有的公司都在年底裁員,惟獨它在招工,這不明顯地告訴公眾其人力資源嚴重短缺嗎?此時如果有人前去應聘,保證一挑一個準.2.競爭不多 外來人才都回家鄉和親人

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled***被寵壞的*** . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

　　約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?

　　哭?約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。