關於英語笑話故事閱讀

　　故事對人們來說,有著天然的吸引力。人們創作故事時,就期待著讀者能夠與之產生共鳴,得到愉悅的體驗、得到情緒的釋放。小編精心收集了關於英語笑話故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於英語笑話故事：Two Hearts Beating

　　兩顆心臟在跳動

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　病人：很不錯，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.

　　護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才到處尋找他的手錶呢。

　　關於英語笑話故事：Two Hearts Beating

　　兩顆心臟在跳動

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　護士：手術後你感覺怎樣?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　病人：很不錯，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.

　　護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才到處尋找他的手錶呢。

　　關於英語笑話故事：Talking a lot

　　說太多

　　Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

　　老師：薩姆，你說話太多了!

　　Sam: It’s a family tradition.

　　薩姆：這是家庭傳統。

　　Teacher: What do you mean?

　　老師：什麼意思?

　　Sam: Sir, My grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

　　薩姆：先生，我祖父是街頭小販，我爸爸是老師。

　　Teacher: What about your mother?

　　老師：那你媽媽呢?

　　Sam: She’s a woman.

　　薩姆：她是女人。

　　關於英語笑話故事：Going to the Theatre

　　去電影院

　　"Can I go to the theatre?"asked a mosquito to her mother.

　　“我可以去電影院嗎?”一隻蚊子問媽媽。

　　"Yes, but be aware and pay attention during the applause."

　　“可以，但是要小心，觀眾鼓掌的時候可要留神。”

　　關於英語笑話故事：Doing Something Wrong

　　做錯事

　　Daughter: Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?

　　女兒：媽媽，你為什麼有好幾根白頭髮?

　　Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.

　　媽媽：每次你做錯了事，惹我生氣或是流淚，我就會有根頭髮變白。

　　Daughter: Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white.

　　女兒：媽媽，為什麼外婆的頭髮都是白的。