幽默英語故事四則

General 更新 2024年11月15日

  在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面小編為大家帶來經典,希望大家喜歡!

  經典幽默英語故事:我會把您背下去

  My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well,Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

  我十五歲的兒子連跑帶顛地跑回家裡發現我躺在床上。“媽媽,您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的,我有點不舒服:”我說。

  "Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

  “那麼,您別擔心晚飯了:”他安慰我說:“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去。”

  經典幽默英語故事:老虎來了

  Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance,running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims,"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

  兩個男人正在穿過叢林,突然,一隻老虎出現在遠處,向他們衝來。這時其中的一個人從包裡拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋,開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說,“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?”

  His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it,I just have to run faster than you.”

  他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

  經典幽默英語故事:遲到的原因

  Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

  老師:約翰尼,為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

  Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says,’School一Go Slow.’

  約翰尼:每當我經過學校附近的拐角處,就見路牌上寫著“學校—緩行”。

  經典幽默英語故事:閃電

  Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?

  老師:為什麼說閃電從來不會兩次擊中同一個地方?

  Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

  羅伊:因為它擊中一個地方一次以後,那個地方就不存在了!

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