幽默英語故事四則

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　　經典幽默英語故事：我會把您背下去

　　My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.

　　我十五歲的兒子連跑帶顛地跑回家裡發現我躺在床上。“媽媽，您覺得不舒服嗎?”他關心地問。“是的，我有點不舒服:”我說。

　　"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”

　　“那麼，您別擔心晚飯了:”他安慰我說:“我可以把你背到樓下的爐灶前去。”

　　經典幽默英語故事：老虎來了

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。這時其中的一個人從包裡拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過老虎嗎?”

　　His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”

　　他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

　　經典幽默英語故事：遲到的原因

　　Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

　　老師:約翰尼，為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?

　　Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

　　約翰尼:每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著“學校—緩行”。

　　經典幽默英語故事：閃電

　　Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?

　　老師:為什麼說閃電從來不會兩次擊中同一個地方?

　　Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

　　羅伊:因為它擊中一個地方一次以後，那個地方就不存在了!