幽默英語小笑話並翻譯

　　笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。下面是小編帶來的幽默英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　幽默英語小笑話精選

　　***一***

　　Whose Son Is the Greatest?

　　誰的兒子最了不起?

　　The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.

　　四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。

　　"My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room,people say, Hello, Monsignor."

　　“我的兒子是教士，”第一位母親自豪地說，“他走進房間時，人們都說，‘您好，閣下’”

　　The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Excellency."'

　　第二位母親繼續說:“我的兒子是主教。他進入房間時，人們都說，‘您好，大人。’”

　　"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Eminence."'

　　“我的兒子是紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說，“他一走進房間，人們都說，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。’”

　　The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!”’

　　第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高6英尺10英寸，體重300磅，”她說，“他要是走入房間，人們都說，‘哦，我的上帝!’”

　　***二***

　　Three Drunkards

　　三個醉漢

　　Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."

　　兩個醉漢正在走著。其中一個對另一個說，“多麼美麗的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”另一個醉漢停下來，看著他喝醉的朋友說，“你錯了，那不是月亮，是太陽。”

　　Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"

　　他倆開始爭論起來，過廠一會兒，他們碰到了另一個醉漢，他們攔住他。“先生，您能不能幫我們解決我們爭論的問題?請告訴我們天上發光的是什麼，是月亮還是人陽?”

　　The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

　　第三個醉漢看天空，然後看他們，說，“對下起.我不住這兒。”

　　幽默英語小笑話閱讀

　　***一***

　　Be Much Worse

　　更糟糕

　　Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

　　警察:當你的手錶被搶時，你為什麼不大聲呼救呢?

　　Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　男人:如果我張開嘴，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

　　***二***

　　Pull over

　　靠邊停車

　　A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Coming up beside her,he said, "Pull over!"

　　警察看到一位女士一邊車一邊織毛衣。他開車靠近她，說.“靠邊停車!”

　　"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

　　“不，”她回答，“是一雙襪子!”

　　關於幽默英語小笑話

　　***一***

　　Fine for Parking

　　停車***

　　"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."

　　“告訴我，”法官問道，“你為什麼把車停在那兒?”司機站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答，“因為尊敬的閣下，牌子上寫著‘可以停車’。”

　　***二***

　　The Requirements of the Job

　　工作要求

　　Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

　　僱主：我們這項工作需要負責的人。

　　Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.

　　應聘者:我就是你們要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差錯，他們都說我該負責。