關於高中生的英語笑話欣賞

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。本文是關於高中生的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於高中生的英語笑話：Missing

　　The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgentproblem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."

　　"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

　　"Yes," whispered the small voice.

　　"May I talk with him?"

　　The child whispered, "No."

　　Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

　　"Yes."

　　"May I talk with her?"

　　Again the small voice whispered, "No."

　　Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

　　"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

　　Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

　　"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

　　"Busy doing what?"

　　"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

　　Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

　　"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

　　"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

　　In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

　　Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

　　Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME"

　　關於高中生的英語笑話：Wrong Way

　　As a blonde was driving down the freeway, her car phone rang.

　　Answering, it, she heard her husbands's voice urgently warning her, "Barbie, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

　　"Hey!" said Barbie, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

　　關於高中生的英語笑話：Blonde Car Accident

　　One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

　　The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

　　He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

　　Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

　　The blonde started laughing.

　　This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

　　This time the blonde laughed even harder.

　　Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

　　The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

　　The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

　　關於高中生的英語笑話：Now I Know

　　Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.

　　They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know ... Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune." Bill said with achuckle, "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"

　　So, Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date.

　　They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

　　To which she replies, "Thank you Bill...And now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."

　　關於高中生的英語笑話：Jealous Husband

　　A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.

　　A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.

　　"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.

　　The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"

　　The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"