超好笑的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近年來頗為流行的一種語言現象,主要以機智、幽默著稱。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　Two Cannibals

　　Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man.

　　The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."

　　"No," said the father."There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

　　Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

　　"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

　　About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman . The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

　　"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

　　"Why not?" asked the son.

　　"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

　　篇二

　　Generation Gap

　　An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.

　　The old man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older man and said in a smart-tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

　　The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

　　篇三

　　Oral B

　　A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his is grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time... and maybe do it several times a day.

　　Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary.

　　The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, 'Fuck You', and I holler back, 'Fuck You too.

　　篇四

　　The Height Of Emotions

　　Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

　　Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

　　Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.

　　Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

　　Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

　　Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

　　Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

　　Height of Disgust: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

　　Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

　　Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.