趣味幽默英語故事閱讀

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　　趣味幽默英語故事：A Man and His Wife

　　男人和他的妻子

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　一個男人坐在酒吧裡，傷心至極。

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　酒吧招待："你怎麼了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個月的最後一天。"

　　趣味幽默英語故事：High Mountain

　　高山

　　Peter: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."

　　皮特："我上次出去打獵，跌下了很高的懸崖，信不信由你，當我跌落的時候，我腦海裡浮現了我做過的所有蠢事。"

　　Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

　　鮑勃："你一定是從萬丈高山上跌落的吧。"

　　趣味幽默英語故事：The pen

　　鋼筆

　　Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please.

　　比爾：瑪麗，你的鋼筆請給我用一用。

　　Mary: Why don't you want to write with your own pen?

　　瑪麗：為什麼你不想用你自己的鋼筆寫呢?

　　Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes.

　　比爾：因為它經常產生許多錯誤。

　　趣味幽默英語故事：Anne's Age安妮的年齡

　　Teacher: How old are you, Anne?

　　老師：安妮，你幾歲?

　　Anne: Fifteen.

　　安妮：十五歲。

　　Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old.

　　老師：你去年才七歲，現在應該是八歲啊!

　　Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen.

　　安妮：對啦，去年七歲加今年八歲等於十五歲。

　　趣味幽默英語故事：Always Thirsty

　　總感到口渴

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　"不，我只是覺得口渴。”